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Gorilla fangs?
Has anyone seen gorilla fangs?
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Right here, under the murder discs.
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And here comes the end of fun.
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I didn't even say anything yet.
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This is where you yell
at us for building
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a Michael Crichton's Congo LEGO set,
instead of working on the ship.
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This is new Korvo.
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I'm chill AF, Chill About Fudge.
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Does this go in the space laser?
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That's from Congo, the movie.
This is based on the book.
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LEGO's scraping the bottom of
the licensing barrel, that's for sure.
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You sure you're not
freaking out about the mission?
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Allow my cracking a beer
and unfastening my robe to answer that.
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That's a red alert!
We have to get to the ship.
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Hey, Hey, hey! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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This is the LEGO novelization
of the film The Firm final battle
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all over again.
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Hey, stop it!
You're ruining my best shirt.
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Do you know how many Corona Lights
I had to drink to get this?
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The Ragnar's dead. The Ragnar, no.
We forgot to feed it.
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- The what?
- I'm as Solar Opposites as they come,
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and I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Ragnars are a living reminder
of the spirit of the homeworld.
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Now, it's a dead reminder.
Still works, though.
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This dead Ragnar is a cautionary tale
for our lax attitudes.
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We're fucking up
the future of our species.
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No, we aren't. The Pupa is fine.
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He should've terraformed
the planet already.
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Come on, Korvo. It's okay.
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Yeah, we're good at being aliens.
Don't be like that.
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- We can't be that important, right?
- We are that important.
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If we don't make sure the Pupa does
its thing, our way of life will be over.
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Aren't there 99 other ships
doing the same thing we are?
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What do you mean?
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That's what you say every morning to us
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when you re-explain our origin story,
take a look.
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KORVO: Planet Shlorp was
a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
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were issued a Pupa
and escaped into the space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.
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That's right.
I've been talking this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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This is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa.
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Do you see me?
This is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
People are stupid and confusing.
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When did humans
stop traveling in blimps?
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Who cares if one exploded
horrifically a century ago?
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Get over it
and bring back the fucking blimps!
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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Ninety-nine other teams,
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odds are someone else
has already saved the homeworld.
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And we're probably
the shittiest one of them all.
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I have to know for sure.
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Aisha, can you scan for signals
from other crews?
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AISHA: I don't need to waste a scan.
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All those ships ran on the Aisha OS.
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We're all connected.
You wanna see them like a clip show?
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Yeah, it's sort of well-trodden
territory there, Aisha.
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Let's do it on the Pretend-O-Deck.
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You can tell it to us
like a bedtime story.
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Like Fred Savage gets it
in The Princess Bride.
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Yes, I love that movie.
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I've been trying to kill you
with Iocane powder for years.
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- No, that's stupid.
- OTHERS: Princess Bride!
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Princess Bride, Princess Bride!
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As you wish.
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We're not doing a Princess Bride.
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You can't just chant me
into doing stuff.
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Why does everything
always have to be fun?
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AISHA: Let me make sure this ship
is legally clearable.
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Wow, this is just like
little Fred Savage's room.
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Aisha, you can be the Peter Falk.
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Initiating mustache
and glass eye protocol.
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Once upon a time, our planet
was about to get hit by an asteroid.
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Before it blew up, 100 adults
and their crew were assigned Pupas
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and they flew into space
in search of new worlds.
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Let me tell you about team number one.
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Scans indicate there's a class M planet
at 67857 mark S.
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Yes, sir. Adjusting vector now.
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KORVO: See, how his second-in-command
just did his job
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without being a little
bitch about it, Terry?
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TERRY: Yeah, because he's a cuck.
KORVO: You're a cuck.
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TERRY: And we can sense our own.
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Initiating landing sequence.
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As your leader, it is my duty
to protect and guide you.
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Any of your failings are mine,
and together, we make this sacrifice...
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ALL: For the Pupa!
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KORVO: Okay, we get it.
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The team makes us look like
a bunch of jabronis.
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You're just rubbing it in, Aisha.
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We could frolic in fields
if we wanted to.
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- It's not my fault you all suck.
- KORVO: Bullshit!
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- TERRY: We're better than them. - Okay, fine.
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Here's a team that did worse than you.
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This planet looks awesome.
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As your leader, I just want to say
that I am proud of you.
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KORVO: What the fuck is this?
I said I wanted a bad one.
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AISHA: Just wait for it.
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If you need something,
then I need something.
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Because we're all in this together.
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Only rule is if you walk
through my door,
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you gotta leave your blues outside.
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TERRY: Yeah, yeah! Yeah!
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Nobody fucks with the wave
of superheated gas.
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Wanna see another one like that?
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Yes. Hit me.
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The Pupa really likes it here.
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All the berries we can eat and
the best team a Shlorpian could ask for.
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KORVO: Look at that planet
completely untouched by human pollution.
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No highways or skyscrapers.
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I wish we'd landed on a planet
like that instead of...
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Jesus Christ!
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TERRY: Yeah,
T-Rex out of nowhere for the win.
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KORVO: Okay, that's not exactly
their fault, I guess.
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Can we see a team that doesn't get
killed by something on their planet?
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Sweet dreams, little Pupa.
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Look, he's terraforming in his sleep.
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TERRY: Why are they treating
their Pupa like a baby?
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- I thought it was a pet.
- JESSE: He isn't?
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Maybe we shouldn't feed him bones
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or make him shit
in a box of sand anymore, huh, guys?
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Did you turn the heat on?
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Their sun went nova?
How do we make ours do that?
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You just have to find an isotope of...
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Don't tell 'em.
That's three dead teams in a row.
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- So?
- Isn't that like totes random?
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Space is fucking dangerous.
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Hell, yeah, it is.
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Tell us about more dead teams.
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But skip the backstories.
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I don't want to get emotionally invested
if they're all going to get Mufasa'ed.
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Okay.
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Team 5 ran into trouble on Robot World.
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Team 6 took a dip in a poison ocean.
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Team 7 and 8, they fell into chasms.
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KORVO: Okay. Wow. Jesus that's grim.
Can we get a palate cleanser?
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AISHA: Sure.
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I think we just found our new home.
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What are we talking? Snow planet?
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Nope. Looks like we're going to be
living in a tropical paradise.
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Surf's up. Setting the course for...
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What the... We're caught in some sort
of tractor beam.
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Is that a cop?
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Listen, we aren't doing anything wrong.
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I'll handle it.
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Hello. Can I help you, Officer?
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We've been getting reports
of varmints in the system.
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You've been having
any trouble with varmints?
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I don't know what a varmint is.
Are we in danger?
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Fuzzy insect about yay wide,
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burrow inside your body and control you?
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Mind if I do a quick sweep of the ship?
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That would be great. Thank you.
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Varmints can squeeze
into all sorts of places.
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Better to be sure
you don't have them now.
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You're a Shlorpian?
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Yeah, me and the whole team here.
Our homeworld was hit by a...
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I need back up, now.
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Let me up right now!
Unhand me!
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Irvis, what's happening.
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This is all a misunderstanding.
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What are you doing to my sweetie?
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We were just looking
for a new world to call home.
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Yeah, by terraforming innocent planets.
You make me sick.
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Frunkin' unreal.
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They really don't see any problem
with what they do.
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That's why I got into being in a cop,
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to clean dirt bags like this,
out of the quadrant.
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- What the hell was that? - Silver cops.
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Shit, they're always
arresting Shlorpians.
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You can't call dibs on a planet.
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Skip past all the teams
arrested by space cops.
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I don't want to see that shit.
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Listen up, Bugs.
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We're going to crush this planet.
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We're going to protect the Pupa
until it can consume us.
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And we're going to work out
the whole time and get huge.
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You know it, brother.
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Push up race. Go!
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KORVO: Whoa. These guys are yoked.
JESSE: Even their Pupa's swole.
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Look at him. He looks like he's gonna
kick over a nerd sandcastle.
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TERRY: Wait a second. Hold on.
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That other team earlier
already got eaten by a T-Rex.
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- So?
- So, it's like a double beat.
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- It's what happened.
- Yeah, but that just seems hacky.
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You could've spread them out more
in the story.
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It happens too often to spread out.
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What? How many planets
even have T-Rexes?
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Let's take a look.
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In the arms of the angel
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Fly away from here
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From this dark cold hotel room
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And the endlessness that you fear
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You are pulled from the wreckage
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I'm so sorry.
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This is all of my fault.
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We never should've come here.
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You're in the arms of the angel
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May you find
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Some comfort here
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You're in the arms of the angel
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May you find
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Some comfort here
205
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,180
Forty-two teams got eaten by T-Rexes?
206
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,557
What? They're one
of the strongest dinosaurs.
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That's almost half of us.
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00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,936
It's weird that they're carnivores
and you're plants,
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so they're not even getting nutrition.
210
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They're just being dicks.
211
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Are there teams more like us
that aren't fighting dinosaurs?
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Well, Team 63, has been on an already
inhabited planet for six months.
213
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Okay, everyone. No fun today.
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All we're going to do is read manuals
and repair the ship,
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so we can get off this shitty planet
and find an empty one.
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Shut the fuck up
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or I'll zap you with the death ray.
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KORVO: I like this guy.
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Captain Zarg. Threatening us
with a death ray. What a surprise.
220
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I can't ship repair today.
I need to find a date for prom.
221
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,300
Nobody's going to ask you to the prom.
You're an alien.
222
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Hey, to us, they're the aliens...
223
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,352
Hey! A giant bird is basically a T-Rex.
224
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,770
You're basically a little bitch.
225
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,605
Yumyulack's right.
But it was also a good example
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of why we need to get along.
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No more petty arguments would help.
228
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,569
Maybe we wouldn't argue
if Jesse didn't sleep in all day.
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I need my rest or I get puffy.
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Shut up! Korvo's right.
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You have to get along
or it can go bad, real fast.
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Five straight months of space rain.
233
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I'm glad we thought to bring board games
or we'd have gone crazy.
234
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Hey, you cheated.
235
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I'm team leader.
I can make my own rules.
236
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You piece of shit.
237
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Shit, look out for that space probe.
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No!
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Holy shit. That was close.
240
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:52,438
Damn. That was the Voyager 1 probe.
NASA launched it in the '70s.
241
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,148
I learned about it from a Sesame Street.
242
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,192
Who cares?
We're not going to get hit by a probe.
243
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,526
What about something closer to home?
244
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,987
Team 65 landed on a beaver planet.
245
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,911
- Stop fidgeting.
- I can't help it.
246
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,455
All this beaver fur is making me itchy.
247
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,457
Who ate my last jar of Norbos nuts?
248
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,920
- Nobody. Those things taste like sploof.
- Someone ate them because they're gone.
249
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,047
- You just lost them.
- I did not.
250
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:22,134
Since nobody respects my stuff,
I guess I can just ruin the dam.
251
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,554
- Stop it! You're scaring the beavers.
- You stole my Norbos.
252
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,640
I hate it here. And I hate you!
253
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,934
If you don't shut the fuck up
about the Norbos,
254
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,812
I'm gonna use this doomsday device.
I swear to God!
255
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,940
Norbos! Norbos! You ate my Norbos!
You ate my Norbos!
256
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,067
Norbos! Norbos! Norbos!
257
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,405
Yeah, but did he eat the Norbos?
258
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,616
No. They were just
way back in the cupboard.
259
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,409
Looks like every team has a Terry.
260
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,954
With all the dumb shit you pull,
it's a miracle we haven't been killed.
261
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,288
I should wrap you in plastic
262
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,623
for the rest of the mission
like an old ham.
263
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,625
It's not always
the Pupa expert fucking up.
264
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,669
I bet the replicants do it, too.
Look at them. Fuck ups.
265
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,879
Better keep my name
out of your mouth, bitch.
266
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,173
Us replicants never cause any shit.
267
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,008
That's not exactly true.
268
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,761
Nothing beats ending a full day
269
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,097
of scraping nutrients
off of giant seashells
270
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,016
like curling up
by the fire with a dense manual.
271
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,478
This sucks. I hate this planet.
Wish I'd never been replicated.
272
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,441
- Too loud. Turn it down.
- We just want to relax.
273
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,485
Oh, so, the way I relax
isn't good enough for you.
274
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,612
You don't have to make everything
into a big deal.
275
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,780
- Give me the remote.
- No.
276
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,323
- Give me the remote.
- Hey!
277
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,741
Stop that!
278
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,618
No!
279
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,830
JESSE: Okay. So, one replicant
accidentally killed their team.
280
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,039
No big deal.
281
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,791
Die! Die!
282
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,294
Die! Die!
283
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,386
- I got nothing.
- That was fucked.
284
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,138
They were the only ones who did that.
285
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,849
Good. Because we would never
kill you guys, then make out.
286
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,100
Sure wouldn't.
287
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,644
Clearly, the mission relies
on mutual respect.
288
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,438
But we don't respect each other at all.
289
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,440
Does that mean that we're
one of the shitty teams?
290
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,733
No way. We're the best.
291
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,611
I don't know.
Team 1 still seems like the best so far.
292
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,405
I want to see them again. Those fuck-ups
have to be T-rex shit by now.
293
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,824
Actually, Team 1 is keeping it together.
294
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,661
KORVO: What the hell! Look at their
little compound they've made.
295
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,466
Did everyone do their jobs today?
296
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,759
- Yes, sir.
- You know it.
297
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,968
Yes, sir.
298
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,803
TERRY: Ugh! They're so considerate
and productive.
299
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,931
YUMYULACK: Look at their Pupa.
It's beautiful.
300
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,515
JESSE:
It's bubblegum colored.
301
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,018
- Why doesn't our Pupa look like that?
- TERRY: I don't know. Get off my back.
302
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,603
Maybe we aren't as good as team 1,
303
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,271
but I bet none of them
spent a month learning
304
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,065
how to do this sweet ass TikTok dance.
305
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,616
Sure, but there are other teams
out there who have accomplished
306
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,409
the same amount of missions
that you have.
307
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,371
- You mean, other cool teams? - More like trashy assed teams.
308
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,455
We aren't trashy.
309
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,958
Show me these teams that are like us.
310
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:05,214
Oh, yeah, boy-ee! Who wants
to eat meat and watch screens?
311
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,715
- Me!
- Me!
312
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,133
That's what I'm talking about.
313
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,428
After we fuck around all day,
let's pull pranks on our neighbors.
314
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,680
Let's go.
315
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,265
KORVO: These guys are the version
of us you'd get at a dollar store.
316
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,643
Fuck! Why are we acting so trashy?
317
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,854
Dudes, we have a mission.
My head, it hurts.
318
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,107
Mine does, too.
Why are we obsessed with screens?
319
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,442
We're supposed
to be taking care of the Pupa.
320
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,279
Oh, no, Mormons!
321
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,868
What the fuck!
The only reason they were acting like us
322
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,996
is because there were
fuzzy insects in their brains.
323
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,872
- Wait, you don't have those, too?
- No.
324
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,834
I guess you just regular trashy,
you not fuzzy insect trashy.
325
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,960
- Yeah.
- That's bad.
326
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,463
Show us another team that's like us
who aren't being eaten from the inside.
327
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:51,468
This is our planet, and we're gonna
raise our Pupa to terraform it.
328
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,972
No way! We landed here first. Our Pupa
is going to be doing the terraforming.
329
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,225
Let me introduce you to my friends,
not and today.
330
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,019
- Son!
- Suck my mouth!
331
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,863
Give me that!
332
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,246
Yes, the mission is important,
but so is having fun.
333
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,497
It's all about balance.
334
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,167
We can't just hyper focus
on the safety of the Pupa
335
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,003
every waking second of the day.
We have to have a little fun.
336
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,338
Let's dance!
337
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,801
See, Terry, you have to take your job
more seriously.
338
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,179
Oh, please, that would never
happen to me. That guy was an idiot.
339
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,139
- Terry, watch out, the TV!
- The what now?
340
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,643
Fucking idiot. We've been watching
Pupas die all day.
341
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,563
This was supposed to make me feel better
about how behind we are in the mission.
342
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,775
- How many teams are even alive, Aisha? - Not many.
343
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,942
Some were eaten by reverts.
344
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,236
A bunch got cooked by radiation.
345
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,947
One team got killed by
DC comics Superman.
346
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,824
Can't show that one for legal reasons.
347
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,702
There isn't a lot to tell
for the last dozen.
348
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:02,664
They technically survived the journey.
Just never found a planet.
349
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:06,418
Ran out of oxygen and water,
their bodies entombed in their ships,
350
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,088
coasting forever into the infinite void.
351
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,050
Ninety-nine?
That means we're the last team left.
352
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,968
Holy ass-shitting fuck. It does.
353
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,179
We're always doing
stupid, dangerous things.
354
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,182
We're so fucked. We're the last team
and we're total fuck ups.
355
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,434
We're dog shit.
356
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,769
We're done.
357
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,364
Wait! What about Team 1?
358
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,032
Oh, right. They didn't die.
359
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,826
Aisha, show us Team 1 quick.
360
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,211
KORVO: Thank God, these dorks are alive.
JESSE: What are they doing?
361
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,671
TERRY: Wait. I know this.
This is what you do
362
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,339
when the Pupa is ready to terraform.
363
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,758
KORVO: You're right. Look, their Pupa
has reached its final color.
364
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,760
That's it, little guy. You've got this.
365
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,846
Come on, Come on.
366
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,558
It's happening.
He's evolving to his true form.
367
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,314
It has been an honor
to serve with you all.
368
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,783
KORVO: This is fucking awesome.
369
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,768
TERRY: Yeah. He did it.
He terraformed the whole planet.
370
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,104
- Yeah.
- JESSE: All right! They did it!
371
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,148
YUMYULACK: I can't believe it.
372
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,035
KORVO: New homeworld. A whole new...
373
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,370
Wait a minute.
We're moving forward in time.
374
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,126
It looks exactly like the homeworld.
375
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,128
JESSE: Yeah,
that's what a copy is, dude.
376
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,880
KORVO: No,
not the image of the homeworld.
377
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,298
This is exactly the homeworld.
378
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,008
Look, there's me. I remember this.
379
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,469
I'm buying Darboe fruit
from that vendor on Clark Street.
380
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,512
- He always ripped me off.
- TERRY: There's me, too.
381
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,266
Yeah, I went through a yo-yo phase.
That's a Krag 5000.
382
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,436
Wait. When Pupa remakes the homeworld,
it'll remake us, too?
383
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,687
AISHA: No, that's you.
384
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,607
How can we be here on Earth
and on new Shlorp at the same time?
385
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,151
You're not. That's not new Shlorp.
It's Shlorp.
386
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,820
- ALL: What?
- This all happened 30 years ago.
387
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,656
Wait! All those teams you showed us...
388
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:44,201
They were from the Shlorp that exploded
before your Shlorp was made.
389
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,995
So, Team 1's Shlorp got hit by an
asteroid, so, they made our Shlorp.
390
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,622
And then it got hit by an asteroid, too?
391
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,832
- I just said that.
- Okay. Pretend I'm stupid.
392
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,876
How many planet Shlorps
have there been ever?
393
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,127
Thousands.
394
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,062
Shlorpians are always
getting their homeworlds destroyed
395
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,772
and spreading across the galaxy.
396
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,482
That's kind of your whole thing.
397
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,776
Every time a Shlorp is destroyed,
we send out 100 teams
398
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,236
and make 100 new ones?
399
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,405
AISHA: Pretty fucking
exponential, right?
400
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,783
YUMYULACK: We really are spreading
across the galaxy like mold.
401
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,327
That's so metal.
No wonder the silver cops hate us.
402
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,663
How many teams are out there
right now this second?
403
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,999
I don't know. I only have the records
for the last set.
404
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:35,043
So, we have no idea if
we're the last team, or not?
405
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,421
Damn it, Aisha. You made us sit
through all these stupid stories,
406
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,339
and now we don't even know
if there's any living teams.
407
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,259
- What a waste of time this has been. - You're the one that wanted stories.
408
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,970
Get the fuck out of here,
so I can browse Raya in peace.
409
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,471
AISHA: Mmm!
410
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,682
How'd she get on Raya?
Isn't that for celebrities?
411
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,059
- She fucked Ian Ray and Andre.
- Oh!
412
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,814
I swear, one of these days,
I'm going to erase that AI.
413
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,400
- We learned a valuable lesson today.
- Like what?
414
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,736
We might be redundant
or we might be Shlorp's only hope.
415
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,863
Either way,
we need to appreciate each other.
416
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:03,947
We already knew that.
417
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,575
Ugh! Today was as worthless
as an orange starburst.
418
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,493
- We could've been...
- Look out for the speaker!
419
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,080
Holy shit. We did learn something.
420
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,375
See? All those disconnected,
violent stories were worth it.
421
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,127
Told you.
Now, let's go play by the chasm.
422
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:20,547
- Ooh! Can we, Korvo? Please.
- Okay, just a bit before dinner.
423
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,758
I want to horse around
right on the edge of the cliff.
424
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,510
We can all horse around
on the edge of the cliff, as a team.
425
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,305
Chasm! Chasm!